Rasa Yang Menghambat~

Pergi bazaar adalah perkara yang saya benci sekarang ni.. sudah janji dengan diri-sendiri untuk tidak pergi. Bayangkan, dalam dua hari jaa; RM20 habis... wuhuuuuu~rekod sayalah bha tu. Kalau dulu perbelanjaan kurang RM10 dalam masa dua hari..sekarang!?

Haiyyooo-----sepatutnya bulan puasa nilah masanya saya berjimat; lebihkan menderma. Ini menderma kepada perut sendiri. Hmm, ada tipskah untuk selesaikan masalah ni? 

BENCI BENCI BENCI BENCI BENCI BENCI BENCI BENCI BENCI BENCI  BAZAAR BENCI BENCI BENCI BENCI BENCI BENCI BENCI BENCI BENCI BENCI BENCI BENCI BENCI BENCI!!

*ehh, kau datang balik, Sin?? (Sven berlari mendapatkan saya)* Sudah... kenapa menulis di sini dong, Yassin. Problem's coming....

Without Utterance #7

Selamat datang Ramadhan. Dah syaitan, pergi main hauj-jauh!

Pembalasan Dendam (Terhadap Durian)

Salaam.. kamu tahukan, saya dan kawan seperjuangan penat-lelah berjalan kaki ke gerai durian buffet tu kelmarin? Dan kamu turut mengetahui jugakan, kami gagal menyantap walau seulaspun durian lantaran bekalannya yang habis *kahh, belum sampai?* 

KAMI RAGEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Lalu kami bersumpah untuk datang keesokan harinya dengan janji akan menghabiskan sebanyak mungkin durian. Bernyala merah, mata kami saat melafazkan janji keramat itu. Tidurpun dengan muka serius sesangat *!?* kerana perasaan berdendam belum dapat dibayar. 

Dan esoknya, kami datang. 

Rasakan olehmu, wahai taukeh durian.. habis lebih dua puluh biji durian; kami berlima ratah. Sampi ke kulitpun kami renung dengan dendam. Marah sangat. Saksikan betapa menggilanya kami: 

*(Peserta: Saya, Razvi, Aizat, John, Ooi)*

Kereta perang ini menjadi saksi...

Jejantas inipun, saksi keganasan kami  yang berdendam kesumat hitam. Rasakan, taukeh durian. :D HAHAHAHA (ketawa jahat)

Tisupun... gementar melihat aksi kami berlima yang bagaimana banduan baru bebas dari penjara. Atau harimau baru merdeka dari jeriji sarkas.

Ooi... penuh kekejaman, mukanya. Tiada secalitpun rasa bersalah *padahal, muka releks*. Ahh!! Jangan kau rosakkan 'mood' zalim ini. kau tidak akan mampun, Sven. Kemarahan ini sudah terlalu tepu untuk disekat letusannya.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (ketwa penjahat). Ambil engkau, wahai durian.. tembirang sangat, kan?

Satu lagi mangsa dendam amarah kami.. *kesian pulak tengok benda ini~*

Penuh der, sebakul kuilt dan biji durian tu. HAHAHAHA dan HAHAHAHA lagi!

Kerusi patah.. terlalu berat sudah perut orang ayang duduk di atasnya, angkara menelan dengan penuh benci (maksud: nikmat) ulas demi ulas durian.

Pemberian Ooi... leg sedikit perut dan suam menelan puluhan ulas buah durian sepetang tadi. Sakit perut tadi, sampai ter....

Tertinggal pulak satu ini.. habis bha sebakul
*dengan hipotesis, kalau penuh sebakul kulit, maka habislah sebakul durian*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.. sekian saja, saudara/saudari pembaca. Nadiah, Farahida dan Zudien.. giliran kamu lagi untuk saya telan. 

Tengok jalah nanti.

Masak Burger Stail Bujang (Yang Tidak 'Available')

Salaam.. mari tengok suasana membikin burger di bilik Ewi. Bertanding kot, siapa punya panggangan dan burger paling estetik, enak dan beraroma. I'll have to say I lost the battle, but the enjoyment paid that off. Love you guys.

*Peserta-pesertanya?*

Oh, lupa sebut peserta. Mohd Yassin *dia*, Razvi dan Aizat Akram. Wehehee~tidak sangka mereka ada bakat yang agung dalam perihal masak-memasak ini.

*(P/S: tidak tahu kenapa Yassin labelkan pos ini sebagai 18SG LOL)*

**(P/S: Buku 'Islam Demokrasi dan Hak Asasi Manusia. itu.. buku terbaru saya. Berusaha untuk khatam buku tu.. mahal kot)*

Without Utterance #5

Without Utterance

Water Supply

Salaam...it is raining outside the room. The sky looks so gloomy, yet so luring. Oh God how wonderful will it be; wrapping inside the folds of blanket and sinking deep beneath the soft, warm bed. Imagining the how much the pillow can do my head a temperate hospitality.

Those grey clouds... they seem to laugh at me whom waking from the outside, but dreaming, snoring, sleeping, napping:- all sorts or synonyms that have something to that effect:- inside. ARGHH!! I will get you, Mr and Mrs Clouds!!

Okay, enough blabbering. Lets get back to the issue: water supply. It stopped about eleven p.m yesterday. God Gracious.. its hard to get even a drop of water now. Not even for ablution.

HAHAHAHA... anyway, I laughed at one thing, this morning. It was a dialogue spoken by one of my pal:

"Ini semua salah kerajaan.. tiada pelan untuk kemalangan macam ni!"

Meaning: It is all because of the Government's lack in prudence in handling this kind of situation. Dude, here is an advice especially meant for you: stop being the opposition. Quit those gimmicks and political thought. Live your life, man. Live.. your.. life.

And yeah.. we talked about resolutions, too. Pumping water from nearby lake; collecting rain water; tayammum. HAHAHA. Quite an interesting slot.

Itulah... Sudah Kukatakan

Salaam..lupa pula bagi pesanan. JANGAN GUNA GAMBAR PROFIL ORANG KOREA! Lihatlah apa yang berlaku kepada seorang kawan saya (nota: dia orang Malaysia). Dia terlalu banyak menggunakan gambar 'Super Junior' apa entah. Jadinya, seorang tanya dia: "Are you band of Super Junior?" Gelak guling-guling saya.. HAHAHA :D

Hotstuff! ;)

Salaam...some of the hottest; I mean SUPPA-DUPPA HOT pictures for today.

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Ouch! Hotstuf~HAHAHA.

Hot d`Art. Wootwoot.

Hot picture *undeniable* HEHEHE  "~.^b

Cool drinks (Farah, hate you...  Hate you! Hate you! Hate you! Hate you! Kau yang pujuk saya beli ini, kan?)

Tranquil scenery *new degree of hotness, yarr~*

Hot hair and hot water container! Fuuh~another two hot stuff.

Hot poses. And relaxed faces :)

Hot book (now, my mind is flying faaar away to the infinite probability of what a "hot book" really means.. #mandarklaugh)

Now come the six hottest things that have occurred today.. behold, and bewitched!

Hot dude? He who wore dark shirt, was having a chat with someone through  the cellphone, even knowing that making noises in prohibited in library. How hotter can it get? :D

Unspeakable..unspoken. The amazing hot filament bulbs. They cause the effect of of air-conditioner to dissipate. Now you tell me, how hot is that??

Hot glance and hot bookshelf. Staring at those books in the shelf makes me want to take all of `em away, and spend my entire life, sinking myself in a sofa, reading `em all day long.. anyway, sad things. *Why?? What??* I realized that my reading skills and passion have been dissociating. And it is disappearing faster than ever. I do not know how to revive it.
:( Not Hot! NOT HOT!!

Hot car! Pimp my engine, and I will pimp your wallet...WAHAHA. *When will, Yassin.. when will you have the chance to utter those words* HAHA.. inshaAllah. Amiin..

"I'm on fire.. I'm ON FIREEE!!!!!!!!" Absolute hotness in terms of shape, size, design, performance and lustrous.

Hot `usrah! HOT `USRAH!!!!!!! Go to masjid, for further info about this whole hot activity.